Geek Fun

Vedran at work told me about a great site today… here I was thinking IRC was dead and yet it seems to be alive and well.

There is a cool site called QDB found at A couple of gems I found today include;

#639555 (2864)
* @darklyndsea claws bizarre’s eyes out
< @Bizarre> (

#62388 (175)
< Marticus > i am perusing wil wheatons web log
< toe2toe > What is “being fucking bored and running out of things to do on the internet”
< toe2toe > oh sorry…  i thought this was jeopardy there for a second

#54074 (394)
Cat1013: Whoops
Cat1013: I just really confused my grandma.
HermitKing: She has IM?
Cat1013: She just got it. I was talking to her, and she asked about my new car.
Cat1013: I said that it was fine, but that it makes a funny noise whenever I shift.
HermitKing: So?
Cat1013: I left the “f” out of “shift”.

#56808 (76)
< SJr|Tecra > Someone say something to take my mind off the pain.
< wizer > just pleasure your self you will feel better
* wizer brb
< arrow| > probably going to take his own advice

#48390 (502)
< mindcrime > i er
< mindcrime > hung up with the pizza dude
< mindcrime > and i were like going to say “ah, lovely, thanks”
< mindcrime > and i er
< mindcrime > managed to say “I love you”
< mindcrime > he must think im a complete freak

#56536 (284)
< Zak- > she’s cute as
< Zak- > somebody find her for me
< Agrajag > are you crazy? i thought females were just things people made up on the internet
< Octane > There’s only two types of females: *.jpgs and *.gifs.

#723561 (16)
< Gwill|drunk > Backspace is my firend tonithg.
< Gwill|drunk > Or maybe nt…

#721847 (256)
< ninj4 > my neighbour has THE nicest ass
< ninj4 > oh, and his wife’s isn’t bad either

#170 (1783)
[@smcn] like #bearcave. you wouldn’t expect it to be a gay channel. YOU WOULD EXPECT IT TO BE A CHANNEL ABOUT BEARS WOULDN’T YOU!

This next ones aren’t exactly child friendly so kids look away.

#20240 (544)
< outcaste > costume party tip #417 – If you forget to pick up a costume, just turn up in your underwear. If someone asks you what you’ve arrived as, just say “premature ejaculation – I came in my underwear”.

#47717 (229)
< zocor> anyone wanna watch a guy jerk off on cam
< zocor> oh shit… wrong channel :/

Yes some of them are crude, some are rude and some are very funny but I can’t list here because my mum might get around to reading this one day.

So if you have a history in IRC or any IM for that matter then check out the latest listings on They should have you laughing.


  1. That’s brilliant, and I’ll certainly be checking it out.

    Although I’ve harboured ill feelings towards IRC ever since meeting Mark there!
    bwahahaha ;)

  2. I’ll always be thankful for IRC given that’s how I met David :D

    Kids today just don’t understand it, they all want to video chat (and not always in a polite “oh that’s what your face looks like” kind of way).

    Given that still gets updates I’d say IRC is still alive and well.

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