Daniel’s Inappropriate Jokes
Daniel, our DVD/TVC Producer at work shared these non-women friendly jokes at work today… along with a couple I can’t repeat here. While I know these are older than the hills, I had to share them.
What does it mean when your wife is on the couch? The leash is too long.
Why are wedding dresses white? To match other other kitchen appliances!
Yep shocking I know, that a guy so young can say such things. Honestly though Daniel is usually quite funny… and a joy to work with.
So nice. I’d like him to go out with me and my girlfriends for a couple of nights.
There’s no option. We’ll just have to lock him in a small dark cupboard and throw away the key. Oh and remove all rights to the lolly jar!
Well the poor boy did say that if he told his girlfriend either of these jokes she’d probably kick him in the nuts, so at least he knows his limits.
And jeepers can you imagine how long the lolly jar would stay full if you kept Daniel away from it? LOL