After a fun day at the local park Mavis and Henry were waiting for the bus to head home. Seems that the gleeful giggles from William, their new grandson, had attracted a local raptor looking for a tasty bite-sized meal. How it heard the child over the nearby lawn mower is quite the mystery.
Before Henry even noticed what was happening, Mavis was on the park bench launching herself at the beast who’d eat their grandchild if given the chance, armed with a knife she pulled from who knows where.
An epic showdown, Granny vs Raptor, who won? Well this story was relayed to me by Sarah, the park gardener. By her telling, there’s an elderly couple who’ll be eating raptor stew for the next few months once Mavis is finished skinning the carcass.